In what might be the greatest story ever told, The London Telegraph is reporting that Freddie Mercury disguised Princess Diana as a man and escorted her into a gay bar in south London in the 80’s.
Comedians Cleo Rocos and Kenny Everett, who divert attention from Diana as everyone danced, joined the pair.
“When we walked in… we felt she was obviously Princess Diana and would be discovered at any minute. But people just seemed to blank her. She sort of disappeared. But she loved it,” says Rocos. “She did look like a beautiful young man.”