Check out the eBay auction for a custom-made “Mini Cooper” ventriloquist doll. Here’s the description:
23″ tall “Mini Cooper” dressed in his street wear, with vented blue hooded sweatshirt, for easy access to his interior, correct New Balance sneakers, jeans and grey Yale T-shirt. Head stick is heavy oak with trigger control for open and close mouth. Eyes are a light, piercing blue.
The Silver Fox himself laughed about this last night: