Orlando Blooms Claims He’s ‘Not Really Big’ Down There

Orlando Bloom is once again chatting about those infamous naked paddle boarding shots taken of him in 2016.

For those who don’t remember (and would love a wonderful refresher), Orlando, 42, was spotted nude in Italy while enjoying the aquatic activity with then-girlfriend Katy Perry (NSFW pics here). The “Roar” singer opted to stay clothed in a barely there bikini.

The Pirates of the Caribbean star grabbed our attention to him even further as he appeared, well, pretty freaking large in the downstairs department. His butt looked fantastic as well.

Orlando chatted with Howard Stern earlier this week about the snaps and clued people in on what’s really going on for him in the d**k department.

“It is really not that big,” he confessed. “Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.”

“The publicist called to say, ‘That is not the worst of it. First of all there were pictures with a block over it,’” he continued. “And you make some jokes like, ‘Have you got a black box big enough to cover it.’”

“And then you suddenly realize somebody is going to uncover the black box because they are going to be paid enough. It’s a triple whammy – photos, black box then no black box.”

Orlando previously told Elle UK in May 2017 about his shock related to the paparazzi catching him in the buff.

“Yes, it was extremely surprising,” he said. “I wouldn’t have put myself in that position if I’d thought it would happen. I’ve been photographed a million times in a million ways. I have a good radar.”

“We’d been completely alone for five days. Nothing around us,” Bloom said. “There was no way anyone could get anything. So I had a moment of feeling free. … What can I tell you? Note to self: you’re never free. Ha!”

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