Walmart promises to stop torturing their employees with that endless loop of Celine Dion and Justin Bieber

Walmart has decided to stop torturing its 1.3 million employees, and announced at a recent meeting of over 3,000 store employees dubbed Walmartpalooza that they will not only be raising minimum wage out of the slave pay they’ve been paying, but they will also put an end to the constant loop of Celine Dion and Justin Bieber music!

“There is nothing I like better than hearing about your jobs, your ideas, your hopes and dreams, and frustration, and listening to how we can make your lives easier” Walmart U.S. CEO Greg Foran told the store workers in Fayetteville, Alaska.