George Zimmerman’s gay bro almost had sex female cable-news person! GUESS WHO?

Today GQ published a profile of George Zimmerman’s family, claiming Zimmerman’s gay brother, Robert, very nearly sleeping with an unnamed “female cable-news talking head.”


His family-spokesman gig has been making him feel especially torn lately. On the one hand, he enjoys the attention. (At one point he tells me a long, hilarious story about a surreal night of drinking recently in New York City with a female cable-news talking head and the Navy Seal who allegedly shot Osama bin Laden. Robert says he wound up in bed with the cable-news commentator and, even though his sexuality seems to be pointed in the wrong direction, they began hooking up, until his bracelet got caught in her hair.)

GUESS WHO?